Weapons of Mass Destruction

Open www.google.com Type in the search box "weapons of mass destruction" (without the "'s). Then hit the "I'm feeling lucky button."... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on July 09, 2003 07:41 PM

Though for the day

Don't buy a dwarf with learning difficulties. It's not big, and it's not clever.... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on May 27, 2003 07:29 PM

Underground

The joys of using the London Underground........ The following announcements were all heard and reported by visitors to the "Going Underground" website. Heard at Earl's Court: "The train at platform... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on April 24, 2003 06:24 PM

Stella Awards Bonus

It's time once again to consider the candidates for the 2003 Stella Awards. The Stella's are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee on herself and successfully sued McDonalds.... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on March 27, 2003 07:24 AM

Romance

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on March 19, 2003 07:34 AM

Yet Another

A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on March 14, 2003 07:08 AM

Joke

For the first time in a long time... A blind man walks into a bar, taps the man next him, and says, "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?" The man... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on March 12, 2003 06:58 AM

Haynes Car Repair

This comes courtesy of Matt (a work colleague). If you've ever even thought of car maintenance, you'll have heard of the Haynes repair manuals. So here are some translations for... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on December 16, 2002 06:45 PM

Amusement

"Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints by QANTAS pilots and the corrective action recorded... read the rest.

Posted by Phil on September 10, 2002 07:43 AM